The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)